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YvonneMoss Be Careful What you Teach your Young Daughters!
Out of the 'mouths of babes'!
A friend sent me this story and it made me lol so hard that I had to re-post it. I added my own image to it.
The Good Napkins !!!
This cracked me up! Tell me you all didn't wonder about these when you were little!!
THE GOOD NAPKINS... ahhhhh... the joys of having Girls...
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar.
I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?
Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for 'special occasions' (her second mistake).
Now fast forward a few months.... It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and h is wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone.
Mine was to set the table.
When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter.
Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a 'special occasion' Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!
My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.
'But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!'
Isn't it easier to just tell the truth?! ????????
about 1 year ago - Comment
Deborah Precious. My little guy, a few years back was convinced that the tampon he found in my purse was a Chinese finger-torture toy. Wanted to show everyone at a bbq how to do it.
about 1 year ago
YvonneMoss Haha. That's funny! When I was little, I remember playing Barbies outside with a friend. I found one of those fat pads with ties like we used back in the day... anyhow, I thought it made a great mink for Barbie. When I came in to show my mom, she was horrified! I don't think it was used but still! I found it outside somewhere...
about 1 year ago
Emily Oh, that is funny!
about 1 year ago